candidates hold after-iowa sale / by Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA.

The following items were posted on e-bay soon after last night's Iowa caucuses.

*Soul of a preacher. Minimum bid. One coondog, one squirrel rifle, one popcorn popper. Will substitute Walker Texas Ranger badge for the coondog.

*Five brothers, and their 20 wives. POD.

*Set of G.I. Joe action figures, including the hard-to-find 60's Peace, Love, and Understanding one that skipped the draft and went to Woodstock.

*Boxed set of all 3,150 episodes of Law and Order. signed by 6,223 of the 13,400actors who have appeared in the episodes.

*Hillary Nutcracker. $21.99.

*Dreams of My Father. A very rare copy signed B.Obama, Sr. and below that Jr., Slightly dog-eared but still a fine copy. Online auction closes August 28th, 2008.

*X-files - the movie and numerous Dana Scully paraphernalia including alien autopsy clothes.

Package of Al Gore memorabilia including pre-An Inconvenient Truth Powerpoint Presentation that runs on Windows 2000 and not on an iMac.