huckleberry conceeds to mcgruff / by Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA.

It was a dogfight. Not a very good one. But still a fight. Regardless I'll miss the 'dawg. Even if he never caught a rabbit, or the crime-stopper, he did catch Nitt.

Today McGruff heads to the White House to meet with Old Guard and Top Dogs where he, McGruff, is expected to get a bag of doggie treats and obedience lessons on how to behave like a GOP candidate in post-apocalyptic America. Once completed, he should be able to sit, bark-on-command, and cry wolf with the best of them, although it's likely he'll also take a moment to pause and urinate on a tree just to show everyone he's still man enough for the job.