seven deadly sins update / by Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA.

Just in time for Easter but not in time to help the soon-to-be former governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, Vatican officials have updated the deadly sin list to be more, in their words, "global".

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti's not-to-do list.

1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty

Forgive me father, but wouldn't using birth control help to deal with sins 4,6 and 7?