Senators Clinton, Lieberman, and McCain are expected to jointly offer a bill that make it a crime for any America to appear in public without a USA flag lapel pin. Violators may be subject to extreme interrogation techniques and repeat offenders may also be forced into Chinese internment camps to produce even more fake cloisonne pins for patriots who would rather talk about who got bounced from last night's episode of American Idol than racism or the cost of the war in Iraq.
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Senators Clinton, Lieberman, and McCain are expected to jointly offer a bill that make it a crime for any America to appear in public without a USA flag lapel pin. Violators may be subject to extreme interrogation techniques and repeat offenders may also be forced into Chinese internment camps to produce even more fake cloisonne pins for patriots who would rather talk about who got bounced from last night's episode of American Idol than racism or the cost of the war in Iraq.