big brown derby portends end of democratic primary race


On Tuesday, Indiana and North Carolina hold primaries, and despite the air of hope that any rendition of My Kentucky Home always stirs in sentimental hearts everywhere, Hillary Clinton will likely have to settle for a place in at least one, if not both of these races. Once that happens, super delegates will act quickly to euthanize her campaign, lest the whole Democratic tradition collapses before John McCain
Unfortunately for HRC who has poured her heart and soul into becoming the first woman President, roses are only awarded to the winner. Clinton will still wear the Big Hat known as U.S. Senator from NY State. Chubby Bill is expected to return to Harlem and continue his work as the stand-up comedian who has the job of warming up the crowd for the Main Act, now known as Barack Obama, at Showtime at the Apollo.
Photo credits:
Top, John Gress, Reuters.
Bottom, Charlie Riedel, AP.