I know. You've always been a little embarrassed by the size. On the tiny side. And not nearly so obtrusive as to readily stop traffic in the bar. "Hey, would you look at the size of the thing?" That's not something you're hearing of late is it? You got a couple of choices. Hang out at a bar with more liberal tendencies or get yourself a bigger unit. Try this one on for size. Cut down that elm tree in the front yard. You know, the one that shades the west side of the house from the afternoon sun. And then take a chainsaw to it until you end up with something more suitable to your stature as a patriot. Like an 15 foot tall bald eagle's head. BooRah.