swallow you whole /July 16, 2009 by Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA.

"I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb." Capt. Quint. Jaws, 1975.

At least we can be thankful that MDNR's decision to not release public health information about Lake of the Ozark water quality just prior to Memorial Day didn't involve sharks!