There are lot's of mediated experiences in Florida. Why travel to the Holy Land when for $35 per adult you can have the Holy Land Experience and then afterwards have dinner at TGI Fridays? Jesus, I just hope for that price they kill him, again, and again, and again. And that He is Arisen, Again He is Arisen, and Again He is Arisen.
Ok, so maybe you're not into malls, mega-churches, or Disney characters. Then head to one of the natural springs. Try Wekiwa Springs State Park if you're in the Orlando area. Although on weekends there apparently are a lot of Floridians with a yearning for something more natural than a white dude with bad hair preaching about the Pentecost.
There are number of cooter species in Florida. The Florida Peninsular Cooter is fairly common in the runs within Wekiwa State Park.