"O good Horatio, I’ll take the ghost’s word for a thousand pound."
Yankee's owner, King George, apparently suffering from side effects of meglomania coupled with the continued use of the human growth hormone, somatotropin, (see m.o.i.:yankees on hgh) has hired the Ghost of Billy Martin to be his next manager.
It is not clear yet who Martin's Ghost will hire as his coaches but apparently there are no dogs (see m.o.i.: rare west tibetan mountain dog) who have shown an interest in the position. Yankees GM Brian Cashman said there was a strong desire among all of the prospective candidates "with the exception of Alex Rodgriquez" to partake in the Yankee riches. "There are enough treats to go around."