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tiger mauls again! by Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA.

Dallas, Texas.

Another tiger escaped from captivity today in Dallas and went on a rampage. Onlookers reported that the most serious injuries were to a number of Arkansas Razorbacks, including the All-American Darren McFadden, who was thoroughly whupped and embarrassed on national television.

Final score. Mizzou 38, Arkansas 7.