summer

warrior ant press guide to summer fun by Warrior Ant Press Worldwide Anthill Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri, USA.

Some simple, inexpensive tips from Warrior Ant Press for enjoying summer.

*Make a cake with a big S on it.

*Eat a peach. Husk sweet corn. Slice tomatoes.

*Strip naked and go swimming in a lake or river.

*Ditch work for a day game.

*Road trip! Music festival! Movies! Mojitos!

*Go an entire week without wearing shoes; if you absolutely must wear them, make certain they are sandals.

*Rent a dunk tank for the backyard b-b-que.

*Flirt with an out-of-towner on vacation.

*Take a nap underneath a shade tree (preferably with the out-of-towner!).

*Have a garage sale. Immediately blow all the proceeds on something you can't afford.

Say the words, "make mine a double" at least once.