The Pope is coming, the Pope is coming! To America. Those who don't know may want to bone up on the proper protocol for dressing the pope for every occassion (Yes, there are manuals on the subject). Lest we give away the baby in the basket, let's just say that dressing usually begins with a very large hat.
On a more personal note, if you are lucky enough to see the pope, the best thing you can do is wave. The pope is likely to wave back.
Sales of glass coffins may also increase in the wake of the Pope Benedict's visit.
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